Whisk eggs, milk, vanilla, cinnamon, and salt in a shallow dish until everything is well blended. Don’t whisk so hard you turn it into a frothy latte—keep it simple
Dip each bread slice into the mixture for about 20–30 seconds per side. Let it soak, but don’t turn it into mush. You want a little custardy center.
Heat a skillet over medium heat and melt a pat of butter. You should hear a gentle sizzle, not a flame-thrower crackle.
Place soaked bread in the pan. Cook 2–3 minutes per side, or until golden brown and a touch crispy on the edges. Flip carefully; you don’t want a pancake-flavored shoe.
Transfer to a plate, stack with friends or solo, and finish with your favorite toppings. Breakfast victory tastes like everything going right.