Mix all ingredients in a small bowl until evenly combined. No clumps, please.
Pat your meat dry with paper towels. Dry surface = better seasoning cling and browning.
Rub the seasoning all over the meat. Don’t skimp—massage it in like you’re giving it a spa treatment.
Let it rest for 15–30 minutes if you’ve got time. If not, shove it straight into your rotisserie, grill, or oven.
Cook using your preferred method until the internal temperature hits your target. Protocol: rest for 5–10 minutes after cooking before slicing.