Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C). Yes, we’re going hot and fast. Line a baking sheet with parchment for easy cleanup.
In a bowl, mix flour, salt, sugar, chili powder, paprika, cayenne, and black pepper. Stir like you’re auditioning for a spice-tarzan role.
Drizzle in olive oil and water. Knead until a smooth, pliable dough forms. If it sticks, add a pinch more flour; if it’s dry, splash in a tiny bit more water. Don’t overthink it.
Divide dough into two balls. Roll each out as thin as you can without tearing. Think tortilla-thin rather than cracker-thick.
Lay the sheets on the baking pan, brush lightly with oil, and sprinkle sesame or poppy seeds if you’re feeling fancy. Cut into triangles or rectangles for that classic cracker vibe.
Bake 8–12 minutes, flipping once halfway. Watch like a hawk—burnt edges are a crime against snacks. They should be golden, not charcoal.
Cool on a rack for a few minutes, then dig in or store in an airtight container. They’ll stay crisp for days if you don’t devour them all at once.