In a small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise and Dijon mustard until smooth. It should look like a tiny cloudy sunset.
Stir in lemon juice, lemon zest, garlic, hot sauce, and paprika. The mix should wake up, not hide in the back of the fridge.
Season with salt and pepper. Taste, then adjust tang or heat if needed—nobody enjoys a one-note dip.
Chill the sauce for 15–20 minutes if you can swing it. It lets the flavors get friendlier with each other.
Serve with stone crab claws and watch your guests become dip enthusiasts. Dip, savor, repeat.